No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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