what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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