A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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