She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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