I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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