I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Randomize
