Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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