dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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