i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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