Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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