SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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