so let's talk penis.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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