I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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