I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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