Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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