Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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