vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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