Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Randomize
