So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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