You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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