so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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