I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
He shit in the fireplace
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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