That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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