So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
