too bad you live with your parents still
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Randomize