Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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