Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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