That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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