I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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