We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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