it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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