you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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