I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
