they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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