Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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