I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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