I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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