it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I just forgot I was standing up.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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