This dress was meant to end up on your floor
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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