I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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