Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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