help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I will die if light touches me.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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