Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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