I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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