I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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