I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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