You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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