Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Randomize
