I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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