had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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