going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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