let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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