what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
A+ Viking dick
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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