Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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