we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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