idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Randomize
