my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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